Hello! Welcome to Game of Games! Let's get started by [[determing who goes first:|Rock, paper Scissors!]]
Shoot! Best out of three!
[[Rock|rockII]], [[paper|paperII]], or [[scissors|scissorsII]]?Shoot! Best out of three!
[[Rock|rockII]], [[paper|paperII]], or [[scissors|scissorsII]]?Shoot! Best out of three!
[[Rock|rockII]], [[paper|paperII]], or [[scissors|scissorsII]]?Last one!
[[Rock|rockIII]], [[paper|paperIII]], or [[scissors|scissorsIII]]?Last one!
[[Rock|rockIII]], [[paper|paperIII]], or [[scissors|scissorsIII]]?Last one!
[[Rock|rockIII]], [[paper|paperIII]], or [[scissors|scissorsIII]]?You won! You now have the right to call heads or tails on this coin flip to determine who goes first in the game!
[[Heads|heads]] or [[tails|tails]]?You won! You now have the right to call heads or tails on this coin flip to determine who goes first in the game!
[[Heads|heads]] or [[tails|tails]]?You won! You now have the right to call heads or tails on this coin flip to determine who goes first in the game!
[[Heads|heads]] or [[tails|tails]]?Shoot! Best two out of three!
[[Heads|headsII]] or [[tails|tailsII]]?Shoot! Best two out of three!
[[Heads|headsII]] or [[tails|tailsII]]?Last one!
[[Heads|headsIII]] or [[tails|tailsIII]]?Last one!
[[Heads|headsIII]] or [[tails|tailsIII]]?You won!! You lucky bastard, you get to draw the first straw to determine who goes first in the game!
[[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], or [[this straw|this straw]]?You won!! Fortune smiles on you; you get to draw the first straw to determine who goes first in the game!
[[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], or [[this straw|this straw]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?You won!! :D !!!! You get first pick of tokens, which color would you like to play as in the game?
[[Blue|blue]], [[green|green]], [[black|black]], [[red|re]], [[yellow|yellow]], or [[pink|pink]]?Whoops. Your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet wanted that color. Now they are simultaneously crying and yelling at you. They are accusing you of cheating and saying that you always get to choose first and why can't THEY be the blue piece?! Your head hurts. This game seemed like a good idea a little while ago. WTF happened? Oh god, there's snot dripping down your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet's nose and their crying has taken on an unholy pitch. You hand over the blue token and pick a new color:
[[Green|green]], [[black|black]], [[red|re]], [[yellow|yellow]], [[pink|pink]].Whoops. Your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet's stuffed orangatang wanted that color. They throw a cup of orange juice at your head. Now they are threatening to kill themselves. They take a bite out of the TV remote and swallow at least three of buttons. You're almost relieved. A trip to the ER is preferable to playing this game at this point. But now, your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet spits out the keys and then throws up for good measure. You hand over the green token and pick a new color:
[[Blue|blue]], [[black|black]], [[red|re]], [[yellow|yellow]], [[pink|pink]].Whoops. Your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet hates that color. They don't want anyone playing that color. What kind of person are you that you would choose black? Do you even *like* being alive? **What kind of person chooses the black token?** Your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet suggests that you get psychiatric help. You're clearly not happy and it's actually stressing them out to be around you right now. Will you calm down, please? It's just a game, will you please pick one of the cheerful tokens that normal, well adjusted adults pick and move on? Okay? OKAY? Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
You hand over the black token and pick a new color:
[[Blue|blue]], [[green|green]], [[red|re]], [[yellow|yellow]], [[pink|pink]].Whoops. That's your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet's token. They always play with that token. They've played with that token since before you were born. *Pay attention*! You sigh and hand over the red token, even though you definitely played with the red token last time you played this game. You pick a new color:
[[Blue|blue]], [[green|green]], [[black|black]], [[red|re]], [[yellow|yellow]], [[pink|pink]].Whoops. Your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet is already yellow. Doesn't matter that you get to choose first, they *are* yellow. You hand over the yellow token and pick a new color:
[[Blue|blue]], [[green|green]], [[black|black]], [[red|re]], [[pink|pink]].Whoops. Your son/daugher/niece/nephew/spouse/pet's favorite power ranger is the pink ranger. You hand over the pink token and pick a new color:
[[Blue|blue]], [[green|green]], [[black|black]], [[red|re]], [[yellow|yellow]], or [[just play as a golf tee|just play as a golf tee]]Congratulations! You have chosen the exact right token to play as. As such, you have won the right to choose how you will decide who goes first in the game! Do you choose:
[[Rock, Paper, Scissors|Rock, paper Scissors!]], [[coin flip|Coin flip]], or [[drawing straws|draw straws]]?Rock, paper Scissors!
Do you choose [[rock|rock]], [[paper|paper]], or [[scissors|scissors]]?Flip a coin!
[[Heads|heads]] or [[tails|tails]]?[[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], [[this straw|this straw]], or [[this straw|this straw]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?Nope.
[[this straw|this strawI]], [[this straw|this strawIII]], [[this straw|this strawIV]], [[this straw|this strawII]], [[this straw|this strawV]], [[this straw|this strawVI]], [[this straw|this strawVII]], [[this straw|this strawVIII]], [[this straw|this strawIX]], or [[this straw|this strawX]]?